What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:38
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are some great short jokes?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones